aaand then i accepted ten as the doctor
He had me at Barcelona.
Had me at the Lion King quote
he had me at his face.
and hair.
he had me
and he kept me
This turned out to be some type of bizzare beautiful poem
Mom: You find a job yet?
Me: Nope. No crop circles, no mysterious disappearances, no unexplained deaths or electrical storms... Nothing...
Mom: ....what
MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING
